Hair Care - The Final Episode

Hello.
Yesterday I washed my hair - 115 days after its last shampoo. That's 16 weeks and 3 days - just over 4 months.
Nobody can say I didn't wait patiently for my luscious locks to appear. They never did, so I gave up waiting.

As I washed away 4 months of sweat, grease, grime and a whole array of other things I  was probably unaware of, I felt as if my hair disappeared down the plughole along with the shampoo. I hadn't realised just how thick my hair had become!
Afterwards I felt very bald - a large part of 'stuff' that had coexisted on the top of my head had gone.
Departed.
Vanished.
Ceased to be.

I am left with a head of very fine, very silky, very shiny hair. Some may even call it luscious.
I'm not sure how I feel about it, I may be returning to my experiment again in the future - it wasn't all bad, but then neither is this new, clean feel...